Hi, I'm Marlon Brando. Yes, that is my name. I was born on May 7th, 2026, on Varkiza Beach, where some tourists found me alone and made sure I got to the shelter by May 10th. I was three days old. I have no memory of this but I appreciate it enormously.

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What I can tell you about my health is that I am doing well, eating enthusiastically, and growing at a pace that my carers seem pleased with.

 

Speaking of eating: I love wet food. I love it deeply and specifically and I meow about it when I want it, which is often. I also eat dry food, but wet food is the one I have feelings about. After a particularly good meal I have been known to fall asleep with my head inside the food bowl. I do not consider this embarrassing. I consider it efficient.

 

My personality: I am playful, affectionate, friendly with everyone I have met so far, and I seek out human attention throughout the day because I enjoy it and I see no reason to pretend otherwise. I love being petted anywhere, I purr when you do it, and I am just as happy on a lap as I am chasing a ball around. Balls are my favourite, for the record, though I maintain an open mind about most toys.

 

I have a friend at the shelter called Beans. We get along very well and I would love a home with other cats to play with. I have no aggression, no territorial tendencies, no bad days. I am simply a small cat with a lot of life in him and a strong opinion about dinner.

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I was found alone on a beach at three days old. I would like my next address to be considerably more comfortable. I am ready when you are.